"Dear Diary" Bell (Original)
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newyearcntdownTitle Dear Diary
Author/Artistspiralicious
Length/Size of work 307
Summary Buttons the cat is not pleased with this holiday so far.
Rating G
Warnings none
Other content notes diary fic, cat pov
Fandom original
Dear Diary,
The humans have lost their minds! First, they brought in greenery from the outside and decorated it with bright, flashy toys – a fitting tribute! But then, they had the REPEATED AUDACITY to bar ME from said greenery at every turn! I thought at first it was a game to keep my hunting skills sharp, I have admittedly been a little lax with my end of providing them with prey since I have been barred from the outside, but there is only so much I can work with in this giant sealed box. But no! After an impressive use of stealth to get into – and near the top, I might add – of the greenery, they did not praise and worship my prowess, no, THEY SPRAYED ME WITH THE BOTTLE!
Since the greenery has made its appearance, many other odd behaviors have followed; locking me out of rooms, an increase of “no” being said (even with my advanced vocabulary, I have yet to decipher that one), the appearance of strange, yet delicious smelling foods I have not been allowed to sample, among others.
Today, however, was their most egregious atrocity to date. They have festooned me! I have managed to escape the soft fuzzy sticks placed upon my head and the strange extra fur they shoved me into, but there is a worrisome item strapped about my neck I cannot get free of. It is strange and makes a “tinkle tinkle” noise whenever I move. Worse, it hampers my reach into my food dish!
They shall suffer greatly for this! All that holds back my revenge is my inability to move swiftly without detection in this device and that I cannot decide whether to maim their protective lower paw coverings or pee on their pillows first.
Perhaps, insight will come with my nap.
Buttons
Author/Artist
spiraliciousLength/Size of work 307
Summary Buttons the cat is not pleased with this holiday so far.
Rating G
Warnings none
Other content notes diary fic, cat pov
Fandom original
Dear Diary,
The humans have lost their minds! First, they brought in greenery from the outside and decorated it with bright, flashy toys – a fitting tribute! But then, they had the REPEATED AUDACITY to bar ME from said greenery at every turn! I thought at first it was a game to keep my hunting skills sharp, I have admittedly been a little lax with my end of providing them with prey since I have been barred from the outside, but there is only so much I can work with in this giant sealed box. But no! After an impressive use of stealth to get into – and near the top, I might add – of the greenery, they did not praise and worship my prowess, no, THEY SPRAYED ME WITH THE BOTTLE!
Since the greenery has made its appearance, many other odd behaviors have followed; locking me out of rooms, an increase of “no” being said (even with my advanced vocabulary, I have yet to decipher that one), the appearance of strange, yet delicious smelling foods I have not been allowed to sample, among others.
Today, however, was their most egregious atrocity to date. They have festooned me! I have managed to escape the soft fuzzy sticks placed upon my head and the strange extra fur they shoved me into, but there is a worrisome item strapped about my neck I cannot get free of. It is strange and makes a “tinkle tinkle” noise whenever I move. Worse, it hampers my reach into my food dish!
They shall suffer greatly for this! All that holds back my revenge is my inability to move swiftly without detection in this device and that I cannot decide whether to maim their protective lower paw coverings or pee on their pillows first.
Perhaps, insight will come with my nap.
Buttons
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Date: 2022-01-01 01:54 am (UTC)